operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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