Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. �Hello 29...
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
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