I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
We're not piercing ourselves today.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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