Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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