Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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