in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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