Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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