They should really pass out barf bags in church
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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