Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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