Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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