Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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