You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
why is half of my head shaved?
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