You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Come see our sink grown plant.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
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