he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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