Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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