why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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