Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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