Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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