So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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