just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
my poor anus
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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