Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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