hell yes lets make some ravioli
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Alive.
So much puke
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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