He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
tell me about the eggs
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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