i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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