So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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