did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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