Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
PANTIES FOUND
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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