she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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