those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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