i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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