isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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