Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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