Taylor Swift is so right about you.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Randomize
