yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
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