Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
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She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I came so hard my ears popped.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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