She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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