my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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