Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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