That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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