his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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