just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
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