are you still at the devil's house?
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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