i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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