he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
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