I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
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