The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
My Higher Power is John Stamos
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I lost the right to judge tonight
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
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