so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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