Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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