Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
my being single is dangerous.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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