Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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